My Weird Zombie Dream… I Swear it Wasn’t Sexual

I had the weirdest dream about zombies last night. I don’t even think it qualifies as a nightmare, like you would expect for a zombie dream. It was just… strange. Really strange.

In my dream, I was trapped in a mall filled with zombies. My friend Roxanne was with me. For some reason we couldn’t leave the mall, or if we could, we didn’t. We were looking for other survivors.

Roxanne was some sort of zombie expert, and I was some sort of knife-throwing expert (definitely not like real life me). I could easily kill zombies from far away by throwing knives through their heads. Apparently I had an unlimited supply of knives. Seriously, I don’t even know where they came from. They just appeared in my hand whenever I needed them, much like in a video game.

Roxanne also made a point of telling me that she’s allergic to sour candy and she’ll die instantly if one even makes contact with her skin.

So, we’re running around the mall looking for survivors while Roxanne gives me tips about the zombies and I throw knives at them like a boss. Except there was this one zombie that refused to die no matter how many knives I threw at her. She just kept running toward me (some zombies could run and some couldn’t, not sure why). I took her down eventually, but it was close. And apparently irrelevent to the rest of the dream.

We eventually stopped in the middle of the mall to rest (real smart, considering all of the zombies that were around). Suddenly a zombie throws a shuriken made of sour candy (I don’t even know) at Roxanne and it goes right through her chest. She dies right away because it made contact with her skin. So I say to myself, “Well, crap, there goes my survival partner.”

Then some woman appears out of nowhere and tells me that she’s another survivor and she needs my help tying up a zombie she trapped (why she didn’t just kill it, I have no idea). She pulls out some tape… bubble gum tape, I should add (I don’t why this dream was so fixated on candy) and starts wrapping up the zombie in it.

That’s when I decide, “Fuck it, I’ll probably become a zombie eventually, might as well get it over with.” I let the zombie bite me, which really hurt. The other survivor asks me why I would do something so stupid, and I start to regret my decision.

The next thing I know, I’m a zombie and everyone else in the mall is either dead or a zombie as well. Oddly, being a zombie wasn’t much different from being human. I wasn’t mindless, I still acted like myself except a little meaner and more sadistic. I also had brownish-grey skin, white eyes and pointy, uneven teeth. My voice was deeper and a lot raspier. And my favorite food was now raw meat. Besides all that, I and the other zombies acted like ourselves.

The dream ended with me meeting up with the rest of my zombie friends: Corissa, Libby, Gayle and Rae. Roxanne wasn’t there, probably because she never actually got bitten by a zombie, she just died. Wait, why am I even trying to use logic for this dream? Logic was pretty much tossed out the window when a zombie killed my friend by throwing a sour candy shuriken at her.

That concludes my weird zombie dream. Hope you enjoyed.

Ermahgerd, Perkermern! Part 2

I swear I have more interesting things to say this time. Not just babbling about how cute starter Pokémon are.

Hoenn (Generation 3)

Treecko

This time, there was no contest. From the moment I saw him, I was totally in love with Treecko. He doesn’t get many cuteness points, but he definitely looks cool, as do his evolutions, and he looks so different from other Grass-types. Not only is his design unique, his stats and movepool and even his Egg group make him unique among Grass-types, too.  He has the highest Speed of all Grass-types and of all starter Pokémon. He’s the only Grass-type who can learn DragonBreath and Dragon Claw (he may be the only Grass-type who can learn Dragon-type moves at all, correct me if I’m wrong) and he’s the only Grass-type in the Dragon Egg group. Treecko and his evolutions are just awesome in every way. Plus, Ash’s Treecko in the anime had a bad ass personality.

Torchic

I like cute Pokémon, but Torchic is too cute, if that makes any sense. Like, he’s sickeningly cute. Besides, Blaziken is ugly. COME AT ME, TORCHIC/BLAZIKEN FANS!

Mudkip

i liek mudkipz. Now that I’ve gotten the meme reference out of the way, I think Mudkip is cute in a derpy-looking way, but I hate his evolutions. COME AT ME, SWAMPERT FANS!

 

Sinnoh (Generation 4)

Turtwig

I adore Turtwig. He’s cute in a weird-looking way, and Torterra, his final evolution, looks bad ass. He has a tree and freaking mountains coming out of his back. That’s just awesome. Plus, he has a unique typing as a Grass and Ground-type. Grass + Ground = major pwnage. He even learns Earthquake while leveling up! And Earthquake gets STAB on Torterra! The only problem is his low Speed stat.

Chimchar

I almost picked Chimchar, truth be told, mostly because his stats are more in my taste (I like fast Pokémon), but I ended up picking Turtwig because I liked his design better (I regret nothing). Still, I quite like Chimchar. Who doesn’t love fire monkeys?

Piplup

Piplup, like Torchic, is sickeningly cute. However, Empoleon looks pretty cool. His typing, Water and Steel, is unique, but I don’t like Water or Steel types much, unfortunately (there are only a handful of Pokémon for both types that I like).

 

Unova (Generation 5)

Snivy

Like with the Hoenn starters, there was no contest. Snivy is easily my favorite of the three Unova starters. Just look at her. She looks so sassy. I couldn’t not love her. Plus, Serperior looks awesome and has an aweome name.

Tepig

I guess Tepig is kind of cute, but Emboar is hideous. And did we really need another Fire/Fighting-type starter? Blaziken and Infernape were enough, thanks. COME AT ME, EMBOAR FANS!

Oshawott

I always have a hard time deciding whether or not I find Oshawott cute. Well, at least Samurott looks cool.

 

So, that’s it, I suppose. Maybe one of these days I’ll make a post about my favorite Pokémon from each generation, or a post about the Eeveelutions (I really like Eeveelutions, okay?)

Ermahgerd, Perkermern!

Pokémon Black/White 2 will be coming to North America soon, and although I didn’t like White very much (I won’t get into why, perhaps I will in another post), I can’t wait to play it. To be honest, I mostly want the game becuase there are wild Eevees in it, and I want to make a team of Eeveelutions. I like Eeveelutions, okay?

In order to celebrate the release of Black/White 2 and because I have a severe case of boredom, I have decided to make a post in which I give my opinion on the starters from each generation. Nobody cares, I’m sure, but if I’m not going to use my blog to give my opinion on things no one asked me about, what else would I use it for?

Keep in mind that I still play the same way I did when I was ten and pick my favorites based mainly on appearance rather than how good they are.

Right. Let’s begin.

Kanto (Generation 1)

I really love all three of these guys, actually, as well as their evolutions.

Bulbasaur

Bulbasaur has always been my second favorite starter of this generation. He’s adorable, and he evolves into a bad ass Venusaur (who, I feel obligated to point out, is considered the strongest and most useful evolved starter of Gen 1). I have a feeling that if I was seeing the Gen 1 starters for the first time at the age I am now, I would like Bulbasaur the most. However, Charmander was my favorite when I was a kid, and he remains my favorite due to my nostalgic attachment to him.

Charmander

Yeah, yeah. I know everyone picks Charmander, but can you blame them? I get cute-gasms just looking at him. Plus, I like dragons. And I don’t care about Charizard’s quadruple weakness to Rock. It’s not like I play competitvely, so I don’t need to care.

Squirtle

I love Squirtle. Less than the other two, but I still love him. Not much else to say, I guess.

Johto (Generation 2)

Chikorita

Chikorita comes very close to being my favorite Johto starter. She’s adorable, and Chikorita is an awesome name. It’s so fun to say! I know that she and her evolutions are considered the weakest of the Johto starters but hey, I like an underdog.

Cyndaquil

Cyndaquil’s cute, and he’s got fire coming out of his ass, which is pretty cool. Unfortunately, I don’t like his evolutions.

Totodile

I freakin’ love Totodile. His appearance is a perfect mix of cute and bad ass. He could snap me in half with those jaws and I’d still want to give him a hug. Plus, Feraligatr ( in my opinion) is the best-looking evolved starter for this generation.

Because I don’t want this post to run too long, I’m going to stop here and talk about the last three generations in another post.