Patrick’s older sister Sam – wait, what? Patrick has a sister? This is news to me. Anyway, she comes to visit and she turns out to be a brutish cave woman who can barely form complete sentences and makes Patrick look like a genius. She constantly loses her temper and attacks SpongeBob and Squidward. And she destroys their houses. And Patrick refuses to hear a word against Sam and acts as though there’s nothing wrong with her behavior. It’s going to be one of those episodes, eh? Sigh. Eventually Patrick does realize that Sam’s temper is out of control and tells her to calm her shit (well, in a nicer way that that), so Sam attacks him. Seeing that she injured her brother, Sam is distressed. Patrick turns out to be okay, but Sam decides to leave.
Okay, so this episode has both SpongeBob and Squidward Abuse (though to be fair it’s pretty mild), an unlikable one-time character with a design that’s unpleasant to look at, and Patrick is annoyingly oblivious up until the end.
SpongeBob and Squidward were pretty much this episode’s saving graces. I like that Squidward was unwilling to take Sam’s behavior lying down and kept trying to stand up to her. Not the smartest move given that Sam obviously has physical strength far greater than Squidward, but I have to admire his tenacity. Squidward can actually be a bit of a bad ass, which is partly why I love him so much. I just love that he’ll get sassy with anyone no matter what it costs him. As for SpongeBob, I liked how he was just doing his best to keep everyone calm and happy throughout the episode. He tries to play the role of peace-keeper and fails miserably, but it’s pretty amusing to watch and I admire his effort anyway. He and Squidward were a fun duo in this episode, their different mindsets played off each other nicely and made for some funny moments between the two.
In the end, I can’t bring myself to hate this episode too much, since I did really like certain things about it. The episode is still pretty bad, though. Sam and Patrick are both really unlikable here and the humor was rather weak. Not to mention Patrick having a sister came out of nowhere.
Rating: 3.5/10
Sandy is working on a teleportation device while Plankton is working on a device that turns him into a gas so he can slip into the Krusty Krab with ease. Plankton’s experiment doesn’t go as planned. He gets blown out of the restaurant by Mr. Krabs’ fan and ends up at Sandy’s house. Sandy is impressed that Plankton managed to turn himself into a gas and by his scientific prowess. She asks him to take a look at her own failed invention and Plankton realizes that he can use the teleporter to help him with his own experiment. The two agree to help with each other’s inventions and head over to Plankton’s lab. Using SpongeBob as their guinea pig, they combine their devices and test them on SpongeBob, trying to teleport him as a gas to the Krusty Krab. Eventually they succeed, and Plankton takes control of their invention, using it to teleport himself to the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob is upset that Plankton has finally won, but Sandy reveals that she knew all along that Plankton would try to double-cross her, so she rigged the machine to teleport the formula to herself.
Oh, how I love the idea of this episode. Interaction between Sandy and Plankton is something we’ve never seen, except briefly in Someone’s in the Kitchen With Sandy, and I love it when the writers experiment with character interactions/dynamics. Honestly, I’m surprised they haven’t made an episode like this before now. If you’re going to randomly make Sandy a scientist, it would make sense to give her at least one episode with the other scientist on the show, Plankton. I loved Sandy and Plankton’s interactions in this episode. They didn’t make me laugh out loud much, at most they made me chuckle, but sometimes characters don’t necessarily need to make me laugh. Sometimes I just like to watch the characters’ personalities work off each other. Sandy and Plankton work off each other interestingly. Both are quirky geniuses with a passion for science, but Sandy’s friendly and cheerful disposition contrasts with Plankton’s not-so-friendly-and-cheerful disposition in an amusing way (Sandy’s failed attempt at an evil laugh was a great touch).
A common complaint about this episode is all of the fart jokes in it. Yeah, those got on my nerves too. I don’t mind a fart joke every now and then. They’re childish, sure, but I can put up with them. But when they’re this excessive it gets really old. I wish I could say that they’re easy to ignore, but they’re not. They’re pretty much constant throughout the episode, which is why I will have to dock a few points from it.
I also had a slight issue with the ending. Having Sandy come out and say she had been prepared for Plankton’s double-cross the entire time felt like a deus ex machina. I could understood Sandy being cautious, but that felt like a really contrived way to resolve the episode. I’m beginning to notice a slight problem with how Sandy’s character is being used, but I’ll talk about that in my Season 7 overview.
Despite these flaws, I do like Perfect Chemistry a lot. Sandy and Plankton’s interactions were gold and they really made this episode for me.
Rating: 7.5/10
And so ends Season 7! Hopefully I’ll have my Season 7 overview posted tomorrow, but it will more likely be posted later this week. I’m a busy woman.