Have I mentioned that I love the title cards for this show?
This episode begins with Ice King singing a cover of one of Marceline’s song to Gunter. He talks about what a great songwriter Marceline is and thinks that she can help him write song to impress the princesses. He also mentions advice he got from Jay T. Doggzone, the same guy wrote that book full of bad advice in the last episode, which is that “Ladies are drawn to bros with tortured pasts.” Ice King thinks he has a tortured past that he can use to his advantage, but of course he doesn’t remember exactly. Yeah, here’s the thing, though, it’s true that a lot of women are drawn to guys who are angsty and brooding and have tortured backstories… but this applies mainly to fictional characters. I don’t think any woman really wants a guy like that, it’s just the fantasy that’s appealing. I mean, of course Ice King is a fictional character to us but he’s real within the world of the show… you know what I mean. Another thing is, I don’t think the “tortured past” angle works if they’re trying to use their tragic-ness for attention or sympathy, that just comes off as manipulative and skeevy. They have to not be trying. But I guess this doesn’t really matter when Ice King can’t even remember if he has a tortured past or not to begin with. He looks in his scrapbooks to try and figure it out but he doesn’t seem able to understand any of it. He flies to Marceline’s house to get her help, and Finn and Jake see him and think he’s up to no good.
When Ice King gets to Marceline’s house, she tells him to get lost but he just lets himself into her house anyway. He starts trying to set up his instruments while explaining to her why he needs her help and ends up hopelessly tangled in the cords. Marceline seems to find this endearing. Finn and Jake show up expecting to have to beat Ice King up, but when they find him entangled on the floor they assume that Marceline must have beaten him already. Jake tells Ice King that his “constant harassment of the female gender makes [Jake] sick”, which caused my opinion of Jake to rise tremendously. Marceline tells Finn and Jake that they can leave, because she and Ice King are going to work on a song together. Finn and Jake are confused, but they agree to leave her and Ice King alone.
Marceline and Ice King get started on their song, Marceline providing an instrumental and Ice King providing the lyrics and vocals. Let’s take a look at this mess of a song.
“Slime Princess, you’re alright. Flame Princess, you’re okay. Wildberry Princess could be better. All of the princesses are pretty alright, but… Oh, Bubblegum! You look like a lot of fun! I’m right outside, and that is how I know! Hey, princess, did you get my text with a picture of my awesome gun show? I’m also workin’ on my pecs! If you like, I’ll send a picture of that, too! Oh, Bubblegum! [Marceline looks uncomfortable.] I really need someone. [She sadly looks down.] Or anyone! [Saddening] …Pretty much anyone. I’m so alone! [Activating ice magic] Won’t somebody tell me what’s wrong with me?! [Shooting frozen lightning bolts] Anybody! [Tearing up] Anybody! [Marceline turns at the sound of his distress.] [Speaking] Anybody!!! [Practically sobbing] Grod in the sky, please tell me why!”
Well, that went “ugh” to “oh…” quickly. If anybody ever wants to know what Ice King’s character is like, I think I’ll just show them this scene.
Anyway, Marceline seems annoyed with Ice King’s behavior, and she yells at him to “stop acting crazy”. He pushes her away and then immediately become apologetic for having pushed her. Confused and frustrated, Marceline expresses herself the only way she seems to know how: by singing.
“You’re so annoying, you pitiful old man. I’d like to help you, but I don’t know if I can. I thought you were nuts, but you’re really really really nuts. [Beat] Every time I move, eventually, you find me, and start hanging around. Just another lame excuse to see me. Man. It’s getting me down. You know, I’m actually glad… to see you! [Speaking] Maybe I’m the one who’s… [Sighing] nuts. ”
Ice King asks Marceline if she likes him and she says that she does. He misinterprets what she means by “like”, however, and tries to kiss her.
- Marceline: [Disgusted] AAAAAGH!!! Not like that!! You don’t remember anything, do you… SIMON?
- Ice King: What-mon?
- Marceline: Why do you even come see me when you don’t remember me?! You don’t even know who you are!
- Ice King: Yes, I do! I am a lyricist! [Pulling pages out] It’s all here! On the page! The page in song, baby! On this receipt! On this takeout menu! On these newspapers! [Laughs]
- [Marceline stares, devastated. A photo lands in her hands.]
- Marceline: Huh? Look! This clipping! This was you, Simon! Before the War!
- [The picture portrays a human Ice King walking out of a car ready to deliver the Enchiridion to a museum.]
- Ice King: Huh? [He can’t make heads or tails of it.] Heh?
- [Marceline hurries to look for something else. She finds a picture of herself as a child and gasps.]
- Marceline: This! You took this picture! Grr, you’ve scribbled all over it… Huh? [She reads the back of the photo, visibly in great shock.]
- Ice King: Ooh, ooh, are they good lyrics? [Grabbing Omnichord] I’ll get the keyboard!
- Marceline: What? [In desperation] Wait, listen!
- Ice King: [Sets Omnichord up] Yeah, let’s go! What’s it say? Sing out, sister!
The end of this episode would be better seen than read.
So, this is one of those episodes that gets talked about a lot and I guess it’s considered one of the “big ones”, so it was pretty much impossible for me to avoid spoilers for it. It’s unfortunate, because I think this would have had a much bigger impact on me if I hadn’t known this was coming, but it’s still a powerful episode.
I think this episode is especially effective for those of us with loved ones who have Alzheimer’s or something similar, because what happens between Ice King and Marceline here is definitely reminiscent of that. It’s a difficult and scary situation. You feel like you’re losing the person even though they’re still there, you feel angry at them for some of the strange things they do or say but you don’t want to be angry at them because you know it’s not really their fault, and most of all you just feel hopeless, because there’s nothing you can do about it. It sucks. It just sucks for everyone.
This episode captures all of that. Simon was obviously important to Marceline. From the short flashback we get at the end, we learn that they knew each other before Ooo even came into existence. They were alone (or so they thought, at least) in the post-apocalyptic world, and Simon seems to have acted as a caretaker for Marceline. The fact that Hambo, the stuffed animal she called her most prized possession, was given to her by Simon says a lot about what Simon meant to her. Marceline obviously meant a lot to Simon as well. He wrote these words to Marceline because he knew his mind was going and he wanted her to understand that if he hurts her or forgets her, it’s not really him, it’s the crown. The line from the song “I want to save you, but who’s going to save me?” hit me particularly hard, because I think what makes Simon/Ice King’s story really sad for me is the fact that Simon was fully aware of how the crown was tearing his mind apart but could do nothing to stop it. So now, Marceline desperately wants Ice King to remember and feels angry and resentful when he doesn’t, but it’s not really Ice King’s fault. It’s painful to watch Marceline point out all of this evidence of Ice King’s past while all of it goes over his head. He doesn’t get it. He doesn’t understand.
That song at the end that Marceline and Ice King sing together is one of the most powerful scenes so far. The fact that Ice King can’t remember writing these words and doesn’t even fully know what they mean is just heartbreaking. When Marceline has him read the words and sing them himself, there’s a really interesting expression on his face. It’s a mixture of confusion and sadness, like he doesn’t understand he’s singing but he knows that it’s something important, and he just can’t remember why. Then Marceline starts to cry as she’s singing, like she’s given up on getting him to remember because she now knows why he can’t and accepts it, which is just as heartbreaking.
What gets to me about this episode is that it really perfectly captures the hopelessness of this situation and… that’s it. It doesn’t offer a solution to the problem, because there isn’t really one. Ice King is too far gone. He’s not going to remember exactly what connection he and Marceline had. It’s hopeless, and the episode just leaves you with that hopelessness. It’s depressing, which of course means I love it.
Rating: 9/10
This episode begins with Finn waking up from a dream in which the Lich!snail attacks Billy. And the Cosmic Owl is there so you know it means something. Worried about Billy, Finn and Jake decide to pay him a visit to make sure he’s okay. Billy, it turns out, is fine, but he’s concerned about the dream that Finn had. He asks Finn and Jake if they want to join him on a world-saving mission and they happily agree, so Billy explains what they must do: steal all of the gems from the crowns of power across Ooo.
So they spend most of the night doing just that, and are later taking a break I guess (honestly I’m not sure why they decided to take a break since Billy tells them they only have one crystal left to get but okay). Finn finds the Enchiridion in Billy’s bag and asks how he got it. Billy says that he got it from a bear, and goes on to explain how the book has magical properties. He tells Finn to turn the magical sword on the cover and Finn does. The circle on the cover opens and reveals nine slots for the gems to go into and shows a brief holographic diagram of what would happen if all of the slots were filled.
- Finn: What is this this stuff?
- Billy: Hold on!
- [Billy concentrates and then produces a beam of light from the gem on the center of his face, which touches a symbol on the book, opening another secret door]
- [A hologram of Booko appears]
- Booko: [speaking very rapidly] Hello, my name is Booko! What you see here is a map of the multiverse! It shows all the known dimensions and the links between each of them. This is the dimension that contains the universe in which we currently reside.
- Jake: Enhance!
- [The hologram’s view closes up on the location on the planet where the guys are from the outer reaches of the dimension, but the view begins to rapidly repeat closing in on their location multiple times, freaking Jake out]
- Jake: Whoa… Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm…MAKE IT STOP!
- [The projector ceases the close up]
- Booko: [Clears throat; again, spoken very rapidly] Anyways, At the center of the multiverse is a dimension called the Time Room, believed to be the quasi-corporeal dwelling place of the almighty Prismo. The Time Room is the single dimension that exists outside of time. The Time Room produces time waves that are experienced by other dimensions. Some dimensions have permanent links that allow travel to and from. Others become linked temporarily by naturally forming Worm Holes. And others can become linked artificially by magical portals, torn open by items of great power. Once the last gem is inserted into the Enchiridion it will have the power to create a portal to any dimension in the multiverse. An activated portal creates a time dilation in which either end of the portal experiences a temporal synchronization allowing for the safe passage of particles [Deep breath] through a non-local region of space-time.
Yeah, there’s no way I could have recapped that. Billy says he’s going to push the Lich through a portal, hence why they needed to collect all of the gems. They head out to get the last one the need, which is, of course, the one from Princess Bubblegum’s crown.
Bubblegum is still awake when Finn and Jake reach her castle (she’s doing some kind of gruesome experiments on tiny creatures, but they seem pretty happy so I guess it’s okay?). Finn breaks into the room and asks for the gem from her crown. Bubblegum, confused and not exactly happy with Finn breaking in, refuses to give him the gem. Instead of bothering to explain what’s going on, Finn decides the best course of action is to take the gem by force. Bubblegum fights him off and ends up accidentally cutting his cheek with the scissors that are still in her hand. Finn and Bubblegum are both stunned for a moment, but finally Bubblegum says that it was an accident. Angered, Finn takes the gem from her crown and leaves without speaking to her, while Bubblegum pleads with him to come back. Finn and Jake put the gem in the final slot, which causes the book to shake and emit lights and do all kinds of odd stuff before encasing itself in stone (???). Billy is standing at the edge of the forest and tells Finn to hurry and bring the book to him, but Bubblegum (who followed them outside) yells at Finn to stop because it’s not really Billy, it’s the Lich, and I am shocked, shocked I tell you. Actually I’m not shocked because I suspected that Billy had been possessed by the Lich and was working for him and this is basically the same thing. But it’s a cool twist all the same.
Just as Bubblegum says this, a Gumball Guardian appears and shoots a laser beam at Billy. Oh hey, a Gumball Guardian finally did something useful. Would have been nice if it had done so sooner, but still. Shooting Billy reveals half of the Lich’s face underneath Billy’s. Um…
Am I the only one reminded of Two-Face from Batman?
Anyway, the Lich demands that Finn give him the Enchiridion, but Finn instead smashes it on his knee. This creates a wormhole, which apparently pleases the Lich. He starts to walk through it, Bubblegum tells Jake to stop him so Jake grabs hold of the Lich, but ends up being dragged in as well. Finn grabs Jake and tries to stop this from happening, but they both go through the wormhole.
The scene changes, and Finn and Jake are sitting on farm. The artwork looks different and Jake appears to be a normal dog. Finn’s mother calls Finn from the house and Finn runs inside, and I sit here feeling very confused as the episode ends.
This show is really good at making stories that feel epic. And dramatic. And nightmarish. And uncomfortable in a good way.
The most effective thing about this episode is that the whole time, you can’t shake the feeling that all of this feels so wrong. Stealing the gems feels wrong. Billy in general feels wrong. That entire scene between Finn and Bubblegum feels all kinds of wrong. There’s a weird aggressiveness and anger toward each other that’s never there in most of their interactions. They’ve gotten angry at each before, of course, but in the end they always have each other’s best interests at heart and will at least apologize if things get out of hand. There’s never really any hostility between them. Not the case when Finn tries to steal her gem. When Bubblegum cuts him with the scissors, which I do believe was an accident, Finn glares at her so coldly that it’s unsettling. And he hisses at her. It just feels so completely wrong.
When the Lich finally does reveal himself he’s just as awesomely creepy as he was in Mortal Folly/Recoil, and I guess the feeling of wrongness is due to his presence. Like his essence is seeping into everyone and making them act out. It’s funny because it’s not like the Lich is even that interesting as a character, he doesn’t even have a character beyond “evil”, but man is he effective. Everything about him is so unsettling and creepy.
I do feel a bit sorry for Finn at the end, though. Billy was Finn’s hero. Finn idolized him and would have done anything for him. Throughout the whole episode, we see evidence of this. When he agrees to go on this mission with Billy, he looks almost entranced, like there isn’t even a question of whether or not he wants to do this. At one point, Finn takes his hat off so he can look more like Billy, and there’s such a look of joy on his face as he does so. And then he finds out that the Lich killed Billy and is wearing his skin like a costume. That must be so crushing for Finn. I feel crushed when I find out about problematic things a favorite celebrity of mine has said, imagine how it would feel to see the person you idolized possessed by a demon bent on destruction.
This episode is a fantastic season finale, I can’t wait to see where this goes.
Rating: 9/10