The episode starts with SpongeBob annoying Squidward. What else is new? At some point SpongeBob inadvertently causes an accident that I won’t bother explaining (but it makes the toenail scene look like child’s play) and Squidward loses his shit. Later, he returns from…. somewhere seeming surprisingly calm. Somehow a calm Squidward is more ominous than a crazy Squidward. The reason he’s so calm is because he’s filed a restraining order against SpongeBob, and he must now stay fifteen feet away from Squidward at all times and isn’t allowed to talk to him. This makes work difficult, so Mr. Krabs hires Patrick to pick up the slack. Patrick annoys Squidward even more than SpongeBob did, and the episode ends with Squidward removing SpongeBob from the restraining order and placing it on Patrick instead.
This plot has been begging to be done for years. It’s one of those episodes that make me wonder why it took this long for it to exist, it just seems like such an obvious plot. I didn’t like it as much as I was hoping I would, unfortunately. I don’t dislike it exactly, but I thought it was lacking.
That little montage with Patrick following Squidward around was hilarious, but Patrick was acting rather oddly in this episode. Calling him out of character might be going a bit far, but he was definitely… strange. And rather creepy.
I also got some laughs out of the scene where SpongeBob is trying to get the food to Squidward without violating the restraining order and it fails spectacularly. Though I did find it weird that SpongeBob wasn’t more upset about the restraining order. He surprisingly seemed okay with it. This is the same guy who cried when Squidward refused to visit his house, right? Okay, comparing it to that is probably not a good idea considering how flanderized and creepy SpongeBob was in Squid’s Visit, but it still surprised me that he didn’t care about the restraining order at all. I mean, someone that he considers one his best friends is making it illegal for him to talk to him, and he just shrugs it off? I guess it’s good that he took it so well, but I was expecting a bigger reaction from him.
Overall, this episode is pretty amusing, but something about it seemed really off to me, and I can’t shake off the feeling. Maybe it was that the story took a backseat to the humor in this episode, but it felt like it should have been the other way around. This episode feels like it should be more story-based, but it was more based around gags. It just doesn’t fit.
Rating: 6/10
A strange customer at the Krusty Krab is making a mess of his meal. When he leaves, Squidward looks at his left behind plate and recognizes the mess on it as a work of art by a famous artist known as “Fiasco”. The Krusty Krab becomes the display site for the work of art and Plankton, unaware that the messy plate is art, sees it as a perfect sample of the Krabby Patty formula. He steals the plate and is chased all over Bikini Bottom by the police, which confuses him because the police usually don’t get involved in his formula theft attempts. Eventually he loses the cops and makes his way to SpongeBob’s house. He breaks in, holds SpongeBob and Gary hostage with a spoon for some reason, and demands that SpongeBob help him escape the cops. SpongeBob explains to him that the plate he stole was a work of art and that is why the cops are chasing him. Patrick comes in complaining about all of the noise, and he eats the art. Apparently Patrick eating things is a plot-device now. Then Squidward comes in to complain about the noise, and he brings the cops with him. The cops arrest Plankton, and they also arrest Squidward for some reason. I don’t get it either.
Well, at least this episode has some creativity to it, and it was pretty funny. I liked the chase scene and I really loved the scene where Plankton is holding SpongeBob and Gary hostage. I just love it when Plankton tries to be threatening. It’s like watching a Chihuahua try to stand up to a dog that’s so much bigger than it, I can’t help finding it really funny and cute, especially when the attempts at being threatening somehow work.
There’s a pointless scene at the beginning where SpongeBob is presenting an idea for a Krusty Krab commercial to Mr. Krabs that seems like filler, but it’s actually really funny and charming so I can’t take much issue with it. It’s filler, but it’s good filler. Showing the storyboards after the commercial was kind of a nice bit of meta humor too.
The pacing was a bit awkward and Season 7-esque, and the ending is pretty dumb, but I liked the episode overall. I thought it was fun and fairly creative, but it’s not very memorable.
Rating: 7/10