I finally got this done almost a week after finishing Season 7. Totally on the ball here, clearly.
This overview was hard to write because I’m having difficulty thinking about this season as a whole. It feels really disjointed in my head, probably because I basically just watched an episode whenever I had time and then wrote the review whenever I had time, unlike previous seasons where I had a routine. Well, I did my best.
As usual, I calculated the average of my ratings, and what I came up with was 4.4.
That sounds about right. Although I think Season 4 got a lower score than Season 7 did, Season 7 is my least favorite season so far. Partly because it has my two least favorite episode ever in it, but mostly because it’s just a weak season overall. When I look back on it I’m left with an underwhelming sense of mediocrity. That’s really what most of the episodes in this season were: mediocre. Most had good premises, but thanks to sloppy story-telling and lazy writing they couldn’t rise above the “meh” category. Season 5 was similarly mediocre and forgettable, but Season 7 is slightly worse because of… well…
AAAH! BACK, DEMONS! BACK TO THE FIERY CHASM FROM WHENCE YOU CAME!
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!
Um, sorry. Those episodes send me to weird places.
Anyway, even if I could get past those two abominations, it doesn’t make up for the near constant stream of mediocre episodes that was Season 7. Even some of the episodes that I liked probably can’t be considered technically “good”. I liked Someone’s in the Kitchen With Sandy, but more as a guilty pleasure. To be perfectly honest, it’s a pretty bad episode. I loved Squidward in Clarinetland, but only because I’m a fan of dark, weird, trippy imagery in animation. It’s not a very popular episode and I can see why, it’s not for everyone. I liked Enchanted Tiki Dreams, but more for the sentiment than for the strength of the story, characters, writing or humor. It’s a nice episode, but not something I’d go out of my way to watch again and for that reason I probably should have given it a lower score than I did. I loved Greasy Buffoons and I do consider that episode genuinely good, but I’m apparently in the minority there since most people dislike it.
Something noteworthy about this season is that it really upped the ante with dark episodes. One Coarse Meal, Sponge-Cano!, Whelk Attack, Squidward in Clarinetland, Back to the Past and a few other episodes had really dark elements to them. I love dark stories and dark humor, but unfortunately the writers rarely handled their dark themes well. For example, legitimate suicide attempts brought on by psychological torment should not be played for laughs. I can’t emphasize this enough. You know, I probably would have liked One Coarse Meal if it had been handled differently, but the dark themes of that episode were turned into something really distasteful and sadistic. Other episodes either glanced over their dark elements or handled them in similarly distasteful ways, only a few actually pulled them off. It’s a shame, because I really am a fan of dark stuff and some of these episode could have been great, but it’s evident that the writers can’t always handle dark themes properly.
One good thing did come from the darker themes, though: darker animation and imagery. I’ve always been a fan of nightmarish imagery and creepy designs, and the animators pulled it off pretty well. One Coarse Meal, as much as I despise that episode, had a great nightmare sequence that was probably the most enjoyable part of the episode. Squidward in Clarinetland pretty much speaks for itself. Back to the Past had a great design for the enslaved Bikini Bottom, where everything looked cold and joyless. It was really effective for what the episode was trying to get across. I think Season 7 is the most visually interesting season (even most of its title cards had interesting designs) so far. Unfortunately, cool visuals don’t make up for bad writing and story-telling.
Time to talk about characters, starting with our porous hero. Excluding the abomination known as A Pal For Gary and a few other episodes, it seems like SpongeBob is starting to become more and more like his lovable pre-movie self. He’s becoming less oblivious, less stupid and less stalker-like and regaining the kind, innocent, quirky personality that I love.
Squidward still retains a lot of the personality traits that I’ve always loved in him, such as his sarcasm and his passion, but… seriously, dude, you need to lighten up. He’s still too hateful, too mean and too depressed to a point where it makes me uncomfortable. Like I’ve said before, grumpy and cynical is one thing, I love it when he’s grumpy and cynical, but we’ve crossed the line of moderation. He often acts as though there’s nothing good in his life, like his life isn’t even worth living. He hardly ever shows any signs of happiness, and when he does it’s usually at someone else’s expense, namely SpongeBob’s. Squidward is supposed to be a jerk, but he’s also supposed to have this thing called a heart. Please refer to Dying For Pie or Christmas Who? for examples, writers.
Patrick is more or less the same as he ever was, I don’t have much to say about him. He does seem to be meaner and more selfish than he used to be, as well as stupider (if that’s possible), but the changes made to his character aren’t that noticeable or bothersome to me, maybe because I’ve never been a huge fan of Patrick to begin with. I often see/hear people complaining that Patrick used to be a sophisticated idiot and now he’s just an idiot. Uh, what does that mean exactly? Can someone explain it to me in the comments or something? I really don’t notice much different about Patrick except that he’s less funny than he used to be.
Mr. Krabs… whoa. This was not a good season for him. One Coarse Meal had him at his absolute worst and I can’t see him ever being more unlikable than he was there. The Cent of Money didn’t do him any favors either. As I’ve mentioned before, I think Krabs should have a bit of a warped morality, it’s where a lot of his funnier lines come from and it helps make the show less black-and-white. I’m fine with him playing the role of the antagonist sometimes, one thing I like about this show is that every character can serve as both an antagonist and a protagonist depending on the episode. However, unlike Plankton, Krabs isn’t meant to be thought of as a villain. Despite his faults, he’s still supposed to be one of the “good guys”. Lately it seems like the writers have been trying to suck all of the likability out of Krabs. I’d find it more forgivable if he was at least making me laugh, but he hasn’t been making me laugh much lately. There have been a couple of episodes this season where I actually though Krabs was being portrayed decently, but they’re unfortunately overshadowed by episodes like One Coarse Meal. I still want to like Krabs, but the writers aren’t making it easy. Hopefully he’ll improve in the next seasons.
I think everyone knows by now that I not only adore Plankton, I also adore Plankton episodes. I often see/hear people complaining about the number of Plankton episodes there are post-movie. You’ll never hear that complaint from me for a couple of reasons. One, why would I not want to see more of Plankton and Karen, two characters that I love to death? Two, I’ve loved most of the Plankton episodes post-movie, I’ve found a lot of them funny, clever and creative (and a few were surprisingly heartwarming). I actually get excited for Plankton episodes. Three, Plankton and Karen (who I’ll get to later) are easily the best post-movie characters. Plankton is the only main character (excluding Gary) who’s been allowed to retain some depth and who hasn’t had any detrimental changes made to his character. Although I still consider Squidward my favorite character, I can’t call him the best post-movie character (but he’s definitely the best pre-movie character, let’s make no mistake about that). Squidward and other characters have lost much of the charm and depth that they used to have. Although a few of them seem to be recovering it, they haven’t quite reached their former glory. Plankton never lost his former glory. His character has undergone a few changes, but overall he’s still the incompetent but relentless evil genius we know and love. Unfortunately, the writers really dropped the ball when it came to Plankton episodes this season. Most of them were just ripoffs variations of former (and much better) Plankton episodes (most commonly Imitation Krabs for some reason, I guess the writers really like that episode?), and one of the few that wasn’t ended up being my least favorite episode so far. The Great Patty Caper at least was a good episode that didn’t copy any former ones, excluding perhaps its title, and Perfect Chemistry was a fun, unique episode, but the other Plankton episodes in this season were a huge disappointment. Come on, writers, I know you can do better than this. Anyway, at least Plankton himself was still great this season, especially in The Great Patty Caper and Perfect Chemistry, where he felt like a villain for the first time in a while. I look forward to seeing what the writers will do with him in the seasons that follow.
Sandy had few appearances this season, but she did start appearing more often toward the end of it. She even got to star in the last episode of the season, Perfect Chemistry, alongside Plankton. Unfortunately, I’m starting to notice something troubling about how the writers are using Sandy’s character: I think they’re starting to use her as their safety net. The writers know that Sandy is the most competent character on the show, possessing incredible physical strength and great intellect to boot. It’s easy to have Sandy come in to save the day without anyone questioning it or having it seem suspicious. So, when the writers need to resolve an episode quickly and easily, they can just get Sandy to do it. I love Sandy and I love seeing her save the day, but it works a lot better if she was more involved in the antics beforehand rather than having her come out of left field with a solution. Perfect Chemistry had her involved in the antics, but her solution to the conflict at the end was way too contrived and anticlimactic. She’s starting to feel like more of a plot-device than a character. I’m happy to see more of her and I’m happy to see her be the hero of the episode, but I’d like it to be in ways that are less forced and contrived. At least Sandy still has her fun, likable personality and even her scientist side is starting to feel more natural.
Gary. What is there to say about Gary? He’s cute, he’s funny, he’s smart, he’s surprisingly bad ass, and there’s really no way to screw up his character. All he has to do is say “meow”. Understandably, Gary’s personality has never been quite as engaging or stood out as much as other characters, but it’s impressive that they’ve managed to give Gary as much of a personality as they did with such a limited vocabulary to work with. Even more impressive, they’ve stayed consistent with that personality, giving Gary a recognizable identity despite him not being the most interesting of characters. Gary’s role is simple: he’s SpongeBob’s pet. This makes Gary a very limited character. He doesn’t have much of a reason to interact with other characters and the only significant relationship he has is the one he has with SpongeBob. He also doesn’t have much of a reason to leave the pineapple, confining him to one setting the majority of the time. Lately, the writers have been experimenting with Gary a bit more, broadening his scope and giving him a bit more leeway. A few episodes this season, like Gary in Love and The Cent of Money, had Gary leaving the pineapple and interacting with new characters. It seems like the writers are trying to make Gary less limited and more involved in the show as a whole. I’m all for it. But there is one problem… Gary Abuse. Oh God, the Gary Abuse! As I’ve mentioned before, Gary Abuse is my least favorite type of character abuse. Seeing that cute little mollusk suffer is unbearable for me, and this season was rather heavy on Gary Abuse (A Pal For Gary, anyone?). I’m all for Gary having more of a role in the show, but if that means Gary Abuse, no thanks.
Now for the minor characters. What minor character even appeared this season? I can barely remember. Squilliam was in two episodes (three if you count his extremely brief cameo in Back to the Past) and he was as fabulous as ever. His appearances were the best, funniest parts of I Heart Dancing and Keep Bikini Bottom Beautiful and he really made those episodes. As far as I can remember, Mrs. Puff only appeared in Summer Job. Yeah, that wasn’t a good episode, and Mrs. Puff wasn’t very good in it. Much like Squidward, her attitude has become too hateful. It’s less bothersome on her than it is on Squidward but it still grates on me. I believe Larry appeared briefly in a few episodes? He didn’t leave much of an impression, which probably means he was average. Then there’s Karen.
Oh, Karen. I’m glad that Karen appears at least briefly in nearly every Plankton episode, because I just adore what the writers have done with Karen. She’s the only character on the show who I think improved in post-movie. In pre-movie, Karen didn’t leave much of an impression. It wasn’t even until Season 3 that we were told her name and exactly what she was to Plankton, and that was also when they started giving her more of a personality instead of just having her be that computer in the background that would occasionally give Plankton advice. Post-movie is when Karen really started to take off, she became less of a gimmick and more like an actual character. She’s become more sarcastic, more pragmatic and more cynical. Now that I think about it, she’s sort of become another Squidward, hasn’t she? Well, lately Squidward hasn’t been a very good Squidward, Karen is actually becoming a better Squidward. Um, pretend that makes sense. My point is, I love how they’ve developed Karen’s character and I love the way she and Plankton work off of each other. She’s hilarious, entertaining, and surprisingly faceted for a minor character. But I’m not supposed to be gushing about Karen right now, I’m supposed to be talking about her representation in Season 7. As mentioned before, most of the Plankton episodes this season were bad, but Karen was probably the best part of the ones she appeared in. She even had one of her best lines yet in the worst episode yet. It’s nice to see that Karen can still do well even in bad episodes, but it would be even nicer to see her in good episodes again.
So, from a character standpoint, this season is a mixed bag. There’s still a lot that needs to be improved, but I think the writers are starting to get on the right track. Or maybe that’s just me being optimistic. We’ll see.
Overall, though, this season is nothing but a sea of mediocrity. Season 6 may have had more downs than Season 7, but it also (in my opinion) had more ups, and either way it was at least interesting. Season 7 isn’t. It’s bland, forgettable, and underwhelming. I like a lot of what it was trying to do, but it just didn’t deliver.
I’ve heard a lot of good things about Seasons 8 and 9. Apparently they’re major improvements over Seasons 4-7 and I’ve even heard them called the “Silver Era” of the show. I’ve actually already seen two episodes from Season 8. One of them I hated, and the other I loved (it was actually partly why I decided to give post-movie another chance). I’ve also seen one episode from Season 9, which I hated. I’m not going to let that sway me, though. After all, my favorite season is Season 2, and it contains I’m With Stupid and Dumped, two episodes that I can’t stand. I’m looking forward to watching Seasons 8 and 9 and cleansing myself of the blandness of Season 7.
Season Rating: 4.4/10
Best Episode: Greasy Buffoons (haters gonna hate)
Worst episode: One Coarse Meal and A Pal For Gary